Faking it

Scandal! Apparently, Madonna's toyboy Jesus Luz, who whores himself around as a DJ, doesn't know how to mix music, and fakes his DJ sets!

"Jesus can't DJ. He has absolutely no idea how to mix music and has absolutely no DJ skills at all. He totally fakes it," one source admitted.

Acoording to the source, Jesus "plays pre-mixed CDs and just pretends as if he’s mixing. A lot of people know he can't really DJ, so his fee is then significantly reduced, to, like, $1000. Not everyone knows though, so the people who don't know will pay him crazy amounts, like up to $10,000!" said the insider.

So Madonna can't sing, and Jesus can't DJ. They make a great couple!