New chairman

Hate group the National Organization for Marriage, also known as NOM (again, how do they come up with these innocent sounding names?) has appointed John Eastman, as its new chairman of the board. The former candidate for state attorney general and former Chapman University Law School dean will replace the group's co-founder, super-bitch Maggie Gallagher, who is finishing her book Debating Same-Sex Marriage. Could he do any worse? Oh, sure he can!

Eastman has been a hater at the forefront of the equal rights battle in California and has worked to defend the totally illegal Proposition H8. He has also participated in landmark cases concerning the Pledge of Allegiance, the Boy Scouts of America, and the Partial-Birth Abortion Ban Act. He tells One"News"Now he is delighted to work with the organization. In other words: he's a total scumbag.

"I envision my role as the chairman of the board as kind of encouraging and facilitating where I can the work that they've already done and been doing and have planned to continue doing," he brags, meaning he's looking forward to being a front person for the hate platform.

Let's hope this motherfucker doesn't get what he wants.