Monday, February 06, 2012

Winner gets a dinner

Watch out, Meryl Streep: Miss Piggy will be the one in the spotlight at this year's BAFTA Awards. Everyone's favorite high-maintenance muppet will be commanding the red carpet at the British awards show, and she promises to get all the dirt on the hottest names in Hollywood.

"Imagine the likes of George Clooney, Dujardin, Fassbender, Oldman and Pitt achieving the very pinnacle of their careers -- being interviewed by the one and only moi!" Piggy said, according to The Hollywood Reporter. "Naturally I will be asking questions that only moi would dare to ask."

As for the stars' significant others, Piggy doesn't want much to do with them -- especially if they're former wrestlers like Clooney's girlfriend Stacy Keibler.

"I don't wrestle girlfriends. No," the muppet said. "However, if George wants to wrestle, bring it on! Best two out of three falls? Winner gets a dinner?"

(thanks to The Huffington Post)

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